Notes from the ‘Net

Here are some statements sent to me in an email.  Some of them come from posters and signs displayed across the ‘Net and email; someone took the time to put a few of them  together.

Eleven teens die each day because of texting while driving.  Maybe it’s time to raise the age of Smartphone ownership to 21.

If gun control laws actually worked, Chicago would be Mayberry.
The Second Amendment makes more women equal than the entire feminist movement.
Legal gun owners have 300 million guns and probably a trillion rounds of ammo.  Seriously, if we were the problem, you’d know it.
When JFK was killed, nobody blamed the rifle.
The NRA murders 0 people and receives $0 in government funds. Planned Parenthood kills 350,000 babies every year and receives $500,000,000 in tax dollars annually.
 I have no problem with vigorous background checks when it comes to firearms.  While we’re at it, let’s do the same when it comes to immigration and voter I.D.
 You don’t need a smoke detector; that’s what the fire department is for.  Now…If you think that sounds stupid, you know how I feel when you say I don’t need a gun.

Folks keep talking about another Civil War.  One side knows how to shoot and has a trillion bullets.  The other side is confused about which bathroom to use.  How do you think that’s going to end?


I would add:

You don’t have a wall because you don’t like the people on the outside, you have a wall to protect the people you love on the inside.

Walls work.

Illegal immigration is exactly what it says:  ILLEGAL.

Guns don’t kill people, people kill people.

Gun control laws do not keep criminals from having guns.  They never will.  Period.

Abortion is murder, at any time of the pregnancy.

The media and liberals have become one of the largest hate groups in America.

During the government shutdown, 800,000 government workers didn’t get paid.  Yet 20 million illegal immigrants in America did.

Maybe those are 800,000 government jobs we can do without?

The only people who don’t want a wall on the southern border is drug smugglers, human traffickers, illegal alien criminals, rapists, murderers, terrorists, and the Democratic Party!