These actually appeared in church bulletins / announcements: "The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals." "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'  The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'" "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale.  It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping.  Bring your husbands." "Remember in prayer the … Continue reading Church Bulletin Bloopers