"The title of the sermon was "The Divine Ordinance of Baptism". I didn't see it until someone pointed it out to me. I had typed "The Diving Ordinance of Baptism"." "The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility." "Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to … Continue reading More Church Bulletin Bloopers
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Church Bulletin Bloopers
These actually appeared in church bulletins / announcements: "The Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals." "The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'" "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping. Bring your husbands." "Remember in prayer the … Continue reading Church Bulletin Bloopers
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