“The title of the sermon was “The Divine Ordinance of Baptism”. I didn’t see it until someone pointed it out to me. I had typed “The Diving Ordinance of Baptism”.”
“The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.”
“Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM – prayer and medication to follow.”
“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.”
“Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir; they need all the help they can get.”
“A bean supper will be held Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow….”
“At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be ‘What is Hell?’ Come early and listen to our choir practice.”
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.”
“Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.”
“Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered…”
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