“The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday Afternoon.”
“This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.”
“Ladies Bible Study will be held thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.”
“The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.”
“Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Pleas use the back door.”
“The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.”
“Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.”
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